A Common Experience With Erectile Dysfunction
Ahh, erectile dysfunction, how I loathe thee. The willy won’t work with the woman wants it left me saddened and alone in the world. This Australian problem is not ours alone, men all over the world suffer from the occasional limp Longmire. Don’t fret, they have doctors and pills just for such a depressing condition if you can only bring yourself to make an appointment with the local penis doctor. But before you do, make sure you have a lot of money saved up for those tiny purple pills, or you will wind up with blue balls for certain after a little rise in the curtain doesn’t finish the job on the first go around.
A common ailment
Helmet or no helmet on the little fella doesn’t seem to matter, though age appears to play a part. It only makes sense, as you get older your blood pressure drops, leaving nothing left to fill old woody with, well, wood! As a lad, your veins were bursting at the seams, but not trickle of fluids left just won’t do the trick. It’s a common ailment, no doubt. Tell the missus not to worry, we can figure this out. If you are too embarrassed to see a doctor just yet, perhaps a cock ring or other restrictive toy from the local shop could help! Head on down (no pun intended) to the local lingerie and adult toy store to see what you can find, you make be surprised that a visit alone can cure your ails! The lady at the local shop likely knows the ins and outs of all of the merchandise and can assist in finding you something just right. A ball band, some nipple cream, perhaps a tingly stimulant for the wonder worm himself! Peppermint soap? A little something for the back door if you know what I mean? Something physical may do the trick, but if not, do not despair as there are many alternatives here.
A mental game
Next would be the mind. Maybe the lady at home isn’t quite what she used to be. Have you tried turning out the lights? Sheets over her head? Maybe flip her around so all you see is her backside instead? Are girls what you are into, are you sure? Nothing wrong with testing out other waters! So, if it’s not physical and it’s not mental, I suppose it must be biological. To the doctor, we go! A penis specialist to be exact, to see what can be done about flaccid little jack.
Seek out a physician
Doctors can prescribe Viagra pills, therapy, even stents and prosthetic and such. They will ask a lot of questions and test out your heart, tell you about the side effects from a list longer than your arm. They will make it all sound horrible, but hopeful, and you may be willing to fork over half a grand for a chance at porking the old miss once again. Be careful, be sure she is ready, you don’t want to pop one of those pills and then find yourself with a raging boner and nowhere to put it! Many a man has been found with his willy hidden in something it should not be due to this very predicament! You don’t want the thing that your shagging going ‘baaa’ or ‘oink’. Oh no! So have a plan before you give it a go.
Heart conditions
As mentioned before, be sure that the heart is in tip-top shape before enraging the bull. Too much pressure can blow a valve, and explaining to the paramedics why the dead man on the ladies’ floor is a deplorable thing to leave her to do. Be sure you are ready for the rodeo before strapping on the spurs and make sure she is too! Lots of lube my friend and a cocktail or two, but not too much, of that, could be a reason for the limp season as well. After all of this work, you don’t want to lose out without the fireworks blasting off!
Call a doctor if an erection lasts more than 4 hours
And last but not least if you are an erection for more than 4 hours, call all your friends to brag before consulting your doctor. They may not believe you and insist on seeing the king James himself in all his glory as proof.
Medical Practitioner (General Practice) with postgraduate diplomas in Cape Town. My special interest is erectile dysfunction.
I have been dealing with erectile dysfunction for a while now. The looks of my lovers when I try and perform really hit me hard, and it makes wanting to explore being sexual with them a huge disappointment. Finding a solution is hard to do because it is an embarrassing topic to discuss with somebody as well. Hopefully this is something I can work past and become what I want again, a good lover in the bedroom.
It is an extremely uncomfortable situation that affects the relationship. I have been married for 20 years and erectile dysfunction started about 3 years ago, I have never had problems before. Seeking help is crucial, as is understanding of the partner.
I started to suffer of erectile dysfunction a couple of years ago. My doctor says that there is nothing wrong physically and that the ED is due to the stress. I am trying to reduce the stress and hope that it will work.
I have been ashamed of this condition. All I want to do is make her happy but I feel as though I am inadequate. I hope that one day I can rise to the occasion. Literally.
It is found to be quite and really discomforting. The pain is unbearable at times and most of the times you can feel really down an upset by this disorder.
I first started experiencing problems with erectile dysfunction a few years ago. I never thought it could or would happen to me. It was really shameful at first and created some problems in my relationship. Fortunately, my partner encouraged me to talk to my doctor about it. After a few trials with different medications, I finally found one that worked for me. Talking about ED, it’s a tough conversation to have but there is help out there. There’s a lot of stigma surrounding it and I’m glad I finally brought it up to my medical team. My partner is glad I sought help and things are better than ever.
most men have occasionally experienced some difficulty with their penis becoming hard or staying firm.however ,erectile dysfunction is only considered a concern if satisfactory sexual performance a been impossible on a number of occasions for sometime . since the discovery that the drug enfilade or Viagra ,affected penile erections ,have become aware that ed is a treatable medical condition .men who have a problem with their sexual performance to talk with their doctor,seeing it can be an embarrassing issue.this mnt knowledge center article offers helpful information for people experiencing this problem ,or those close to them
Ever since I was involved in a bad car accident, I have experienced some major erectile dysfunction issues. My doctor says he believes its due to PTSD, and not any sort of physical anomaly. I have found that meditating helps, but not enough.
I don’t know what happened. it seemed to come out of nowhere. at the same time, it didn’t happen overnight. I think the worst part about it is the fact that is totally unpredictable. At first everything is fine, then when it’s showtime nothing happens.
Erectile dysfunction started for me when my job became to stressful to handle. i spoke with my wife about it and we agreed to go to therapy, i meet with my therapist alone 2 times a month and we meet with a couples therapist two times a month. we are getting to the root of the problem and i have noticed significant improvements lately. wish me luck!
For many years I have struggled with decreased libido and erectile disfunction. I consulted an Endocrinologist and have very much success in diagnosing my erectile dysfunction and found that TRT was the answer to my problem. I have not had an issue since.